#they’re like those two older siblings who embarrass you when your friends come over

#HEY YOU’RE JOSH’S NEW GIRLFRIEND? do you want to see picture of him when he was 5? and 2? and when he was on the potty? did you know josh has a tendency to dress in women’s clothing? you’re so cute together, oh

Internet Popups.

I hate internet popups. I just got one that said “Brianna is so horny and wants to chat.”.

Yeah, bitch. I’m underage.

Ice Skating

My stages of ice skating:

1. Oh shit. I’m scared. GOD DAMMIT MY SKATES ARE TOO BIG!

2. I’M GUNNA SKATE AROUND THIS DAMN CIRCLE.

3. Yay! I’m successful and skating like a pro. 

4. I just almost fell and just scared the crap out of myself. Did I yell that string of obscenities out loud? That explains why those kids are staring at me.

5. Skating better than a lot of people here. I don’t care if most of them are 10 year olds..

6. Going home! Sad…

7. I’m locked out of my house…. Time to climb into a garbage bag and conserve body heat!

I think I just re-caught a cold. Sniffle.